(talking on the phone with her boyfriend) You smiled at Becky Adelstein?! I saw you! Do you understand how much I hate you? Do you?! (two boys nearby run away) It's over, Brandon, over! I never wanna speak to you, hear from you, or see your mean, rotten smiling at Becky Adelstein's face ever again! (throws her phone and starts an emotional tantrum) Why me?! WHY ME?!?!
So, I'll see you guys at 8:00, then?
Monsters in My Potion
If you monsters knew what was good for you, you'd cut us down! Hey, five-eyes, I'm talkin' to you! When I get down from here, you guys are so-- (one cooking monster places an onion on Ray Ray's mouth to shut him up)
Thank goodness. It's about time someone did that.
(jumps into the clearing) Hope you made enough for one more.
Well, it's about time.
(charges towards the cooking monsters) Nobody eats my family for dinner!
FEFive-eyed monster
Stay away!
Uh-uh-uh. No touching! (stomps on the red monster's foot)
(spills the cauldron of soup) Well, that takes care of that.
CMChef monster
(comes out of the bushes) Hey, guys. I got the wieners, chips, dips and all the fixings for my three-bean sal... Hey! What's up with my soup?
Dinner's been cancelled. My family is not on the menu.
CMChef monster
We weren't gonna eat your family. We were just using them to ward off the mosquitoes.
Well, in that case...
The Bus Stop
Vested Interest is the worst band ever. I can't believe anyone would listen to that garbage.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.