My, they certainly are industrious little old ladies, aren't they?
EEloise
You bet your hairy butt we are.
S3 E11Food for Naught
[He makes a variety of weird gestures after being exposed to Tarabok Weed] Oh boy. [He starts growing in size, his shadow being cast over June and Ray Ray
JLJuniper Lee and Ray Ray Lee
Sweet Mary MacGonagall!
S3 E12A Helping H.A.M.
LLex
Our mission was a success!
[Empties bag expecting the Te Xuan Ze in it]
LLex
The dog?? You captured the dog??? You were supposed to take the Te Xuan Ze!
GGorp
Well I was, but he insisted on coming.
LLex
Excuse me?
That's right, sign me up, I'm in! I'd like to join H.A.M..
S3 E13The Kids Stay in the Picture
I need you to play the rest of the parts.
I'll do it if I can be the raccoon!
How about a scene with the raccoon?
Can you at least introduce me to the raccoon?
You wanna die?
Watermelon! Get it while it's hot!
Roger! I'm not gonna tell you again, stick to the script!
Okay, okay, okay! But can I make stuff up?
That's it, you're a mute.
Cool! Does a mute get to sing? 'Cause I've been working on a little number.
Hey Ophelia (as she shows and sees Ophelia upset and angry.) oh oh boy I am so so so sorry! I am so so late uh I was really tied up with um well. I was just busy with stuff and but you know i'm here now and ready to go.
You're too late! Even if we filmed all night, I still wouldn't have time to cut it together for tomorrow.
Oh, Ophelia, I'm I'am really really sorry, Opheila. I just had to be...
Someplace? (angry) I know, you have to be someplace, do something, go somewhere, anything but be here for your friends.
Ophelia, I-
BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME, JUNE AND YOU COULDN'T. JUST THIS ONE TIME BE HERE FOR ME, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU and you couldn't do this for me. You're my best friend and sometimes sometimes I can't even remember why.
S3 E14Every Witch Way but Loose
Long long ago, before recorded history, magical creatures and humans lived together in our world. But as time went on, the two sides more and more at odds with each other. Eventually, the planet was thrown into war. So the magical elders, who guarded the realms, put a stop to it by sacrificing their physical forms. They became spirits and empowered three mystical touchstones. These stones give rise to the magical veil. It is a spell that makes all the world of magic invisible to humans. It was then that the world of magic and the world of humanity became separated forever. One human was given great power to hold it all in balance, and the only one with the power to destroy the orbs is the Te Xuan Ze.
I am but a hand, I am but a vessel, I am the stone that balances the worlds.
(narrating) Magic is all around us.
(continued; narrating) But it goes unseen, invisible to most people.
(continued; narrating) There is delicate separation between the two realms. (We zoom out to see seven monsters, invisible to the five people) Between magic and humanity. They must exist side by side and in perfect harmony.
(continued; narrating) But there is evil in our world, a darkness that craves to upset this balance. Only one individual can keep the great wickedness at bay.
(continued; narrating) One protector above all who will battle the dark forces.
(comes in) You'd better run, blob butt! If I catch you in the park again, you're gonna be wearing these size threes! Dork.
(continued; narrating) And her name is Juniper Lee.
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