So anyway, after the Vindolf's, like, free for three full cycles of the moon and sun, it'll transform into a four-headed Hydra, which is virtually unstoppable, and that, doll, is bad news, which means your school has gotta go. (assembles Mjolnir to destroy the school)
S3Making a Deal with Thor
No! Wait! (jumps to Thor's hair and stops him by holding Mjolnir)
Baby, you're, like, standing on Thor's hair.
Oh, uh, sorry, but listen, I'll make you a deal. There's still time before this Vindolf thing mutates, right? Well, how about I find it for you while you guys can go, uh... shopping. Yeah, maybe catch a movie? How about the zoo? You look like you could use some downtime.
(thinks about it) Deal. You got 3 days to snag us the Vindolf, or me and the ladies are gonna go mad dog on this joint. Now, get off my melon, you're scuffing the locks.
S3Juniper for President
I want the new posters up by 10:00, flyers stuffed in all the lockers by 11:00, and the latest hallway poll results on my desk by noon.
"Cast Your Vote-uny for Juney"?
Yes, it's sounds worse when you read it out loud. Although wearing is no picnic, either.
How did they rope you into this?
A firm belief in democracy and the process of representative government... and all the cupcakes I could eat.
I was up all night looking for that stupid Vindolf.
Any luck?
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Is that fresh blood I smell, or is it just dead meat? (Lila growls at her) Uh, shouldn't she be on a leash?
Leash?! You wanna go for a walk, lady?! (Juniper stops him)
You're going down, O'Malley! Ya hear me? Down! You wanna know why? June's cooler, prettier and smarter. And she's gonna whip your butt until you don't have a butt left. And then one day, you're gonna turn around and say, "Hey! I don't have a butt, where did it go?! Oh, that's right-- June whipped it."
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.