We should run you for president!
S3Jody for President
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(sees dark clouds getting bigger) No! No, forget it. Jody, listen, I've gotta run. I--
June, this is the moment we've been waiting for our whole lives! This is our shot to take down Melissa O'Malley, and I am not moving until you say yes! (the clouds start to thunder)
Yes! Oh, my gosh, I better get moving. We've got tons of work to do. See you later, Madam President!
Tremble in fear, demon cur! Thy hour of judgement hath come! Abandon all hope of mercy for the power of the hammer Mjolnir shall lay waste to all in my path!
S3Making a Deal with Thor
By the twin giants' realm of Non and the raven claw of Nestor, cast down Odin's mighty hand and all thine evil plans to--
Sweetheart, call me T-Money. Oh, man! Forgive my manners. Have you met my new assistants, the Hammerettes?
H1Hammerette #1
Charmed.
H2Hammerette #2
Delighted.
Oh, well I was gonna totally destroy your school.
Oh, I totally can. Just watch (assembles Mjolnir to do that)
H1Hammerette #1
Not "can't-can't", darling, I believe she meant "can't" as in she'd rather you not.
Oh. (laughs) Gotcha. My bad. Look, an enchanted Vindolf Hobgoblin escaped from the caves of Midgard and took refuge inside that building. If the creature contains freedom on Earth for a fortnight... Wait, a fortnight, that's, like, 3 days, right? No, or is that a thrightnight?
H2Hammerette #2
We stopped paying attention 5 minutes ago.
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