I don't mean to make light of this event, Juniper. (takes out a stone) It is a hallowed gathering. (turns the stone to reveal a magic door) For nearly a millennium, the greatest of all magic wielders and the most formidable mystical beings, they join together. This place is one of great honor and wisdom. (opens the door to reveal the a monster convention called Monster Con where the magical community are gathering and buying stuff)
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