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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

“Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium” · Season 1

In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (8), Juniper Kim Lee (5), Cult Leader (5), Marcus Conner (4), Monroe (3), Skeeter (1)

Hey, wasn't that the mummy June asked you about? You know, the one that you refused to give her any help with?

It's not my job help her with her homework! I have been guiding the Te Xuan Ze for over 300 years. I have a respectable batting average.

Well, Babe Ruth, there's a 3,000 year-old mummy raising the dead and cooking waffles! (dials a number and Marcus answers his phone)

I don't know, I don't pay that much attention to most stuff, you know? Well, it's good talking to you, later, bro! (hangs up)

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