Oh, dude, this is just getting more and more irritating by the minute. (kicks down her cell door) Ugh, fabulous, a dungeon. Why do all these losers have dungeons?
“Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium” · Season 1
In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (8), Juniper Kim Lee (5), Cult Leader (5), Marcus Conner (4), Monroe (3), Skeeter (1)
(coming towards the Cult Leader's cell door) Excuse me?
We didn't think that meant opening a fast food chain. Then he locked me up just because I refused the position as a regional manager for the Southwest territories. I'm a master of the dark magic, for Pete's sake!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds rough. How'd you get General Lee up and around again?
We raised him with the Orb of Rafook.
(voice-over) If the orb's not destroyed before sunset, Khommen-Ghetit will become immortal. The restaurant chain will pop up on every corner of the city, then all over the world. And the dead will never rest, they'll work for him for all eternity, without overtime.
Got it. Ice the orb, save the world from ribs and waffles. I'm out of here.
Hey! Hey, listen! Take me with you! Look, this dungeon is an elaborate maze rife with obstacles. I know the way out. I can help.
Okay, but if you're double-crossing me, I'll kick your butt so bad you'll be wearing it as shoulder pads!
You're pretty strong for a little girl.
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