Return to this plane, O Great One! End your long sleep! By the darkness that eclipses the dawn and the light that fuse the day! Rise by the Eye of the Bastul, by the Hand of Ramot! Rise, O Great Khomen-Ghetit! RISE!! RISE!!!!
“The Awakening of Khomen-Ghetit” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (12), Marcus Conner (7), Cult Leader (4), Skeeter (4), Zombie Employee (3), Khomen-Ghetit (3)
O Great One, is it true? Have you awakened?
(awakens) YEE-HAW! You bet I have! I'm wound tighter than a three-ton piñata at an octopus square-dance! Woo-hoo!
The heck is this?
CCultist
Khomen-Ghetit?
That's me, son! You called, and I have answered. I'm hotter than a sumo in Miami Beach. Ha ha! Somebody dance with me, I've got me the fever!
You can bet your hot-handled heinie, but everybody calls me Skeeter. (wheezes)
Oh, come on, now.
All right! Now, I'm gonna needs me, as the Frenchy says, some accoutrements. Get me one of them cellular phones, a secretary who can make decent pot of coffee, a flat-screen TV and, oh, yeah, new duds. 'Cause these here bandages past ripe... (smells his armpit) Whoo! About 1,200 years ago! Come on, now, fellers, get your boots on. The rodeo's in town! (slaps the Cult Leader's butt) Whoo! (leaves through the exit)
CCultist
I like him!
Man, will you look at this? I don't get it. There's a ton of valuable art inside. Why would anybody want to steal some mummy?
(sighs) Oh, man. We've got a report to do, and our subject is missing in action.
Come on, we can still swing it. We've got your big brain on the job. (walks down the street)
Oh, my brain's not... well... it's not that big. (walks with him)
Nah, you got the goods. You knew those tablets were in... Whatever, Malbeman...
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