“Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Come on down and get yourself the best chow around!

Where portions are humongous and diets are for jerks,

We got a goat on a hat-box, chicken on a cot,

There's a tap-dancing monkey jumping on a pot!

Hippies juggling penguins, an ape in a suit,

There's nine happy sheepdogs and one old coot!

There are dogs playing poker, and a hippo eating corn,

There's a bearded lady playing a French horn!

Got ribs every morning and waffles every night,

We can fire 'em if it don't go right!

We're open every day, and we don't disappoint,

So split your pants at Uncle Skeeter's joint!♪