Jasmine Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jasmine Lee

Oh, you ain't kidding. These are French wrapped.

Jasmine Lee

Yeah, for an old broad, I can still swing it. (hi-fives Juniper)

Jasmine Lee

You were, Ray Ray. We needed you as the lookout. It was a very important job.

Jasmine Lee

Yes, you're a real Johnny-on-the-spot. We should call you Eagle Eyes.

And six generations back.

Find balance in your own life.

Jasmine Lee

It is the way it has always been.

Juniper Lee

That’s impossible! (hits the barrier again, with full force)

Jasmine Lee

The Te Xuan Ze can never leave Orchid Bay. This is the way it has always been.

Juniper Lee

But... Ah-mah. I didn't choose to do this.

Jasmine Lee

None of us did.

Jasmine Lee

Do as your Ah-mah says and leave it be. No cakes, no parties, no way, no-how! Got it?

Juniper Lee

I, uh... kinda wish you'd told us a little bit sooner. (door flinging open) SURPRISE!

Jasmine Lee

I'm gonna sell the both of you to warlocks.

Roger Radcliffe

Hey, Grandma Lee is the birthday girl! (plays "Happy Birthday to You")

Juniper Lee

(pushing her grandma) Ugh! C'mon, aunt Lilly and aunt Rose were asking for you all day!

Jasmine Lee

Oh, no... I can't see my sisters, not today. They make me feel old, and fat.

Jasmii-ine!

(happily) You're so old.

(disappointed) And fat! Look at your butt...

...Lot a junk in the trunk!

[both laugh at her]

Old woman, you are not worthy of such an honor. You do not deserve the title, "protector".

Jasmine Lee

Neither do you!

Jasmine Lee

He is so determined, so full of potential, so much...like you.

Juniper Lee

You think I'm like him?

Jasmine Lee

I don't know.

Jasmine Lee

There is no greater champion than that child! On the best day of your life, you can only hope to be half the champion she is!

Amusing... seeing as how today is my best day.

Michael Lee

So, who are you related to?

Jasmine Lee

Uh- uh, I, I'm uh-I am a... I'm a Dwan! Ming-Mei and Jin's daughter.

Michael Lee

Huh, (mumbled) Ming-Mei and Jin... ...Huh. I don't know that part of the family.

Jasmine Lee

Imagine that.

Jasmine Lee

(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.

Eww!

Ray Ray Lee

What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?

NO!

Jasmine Lee

(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.