Jasmine Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jasmine Lee

We're stalling until that scepter of mine gets to full power, so yeah, keep smashing 'em down!

Jasmine Lee

A memory scepter. It knocked out and wiped the memories of every non-magical human being in the building.

Jasmine Lee

If you ever use it outside, it'll zap every person on Earth.

Jasmine Lee

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just way too old for this crud. I'm gonna sleep for a week.

Jasmine Lee

No, you will be better.

Jasmine Lee

If you don't, there's gonna be a lot of disappointing autograph seekers.

Jasmine Lee

They got that right.

Jasmine Lee

Pooched?

Jasmine Lee

You honestly don't remember how it happened?

Jasmine Lee

Well, the tale of how Ray Ray Lee was immune with mystical abilities. (sits on a rock) It's a very good story.

Jasmine Lee

It wasn't that long ago, and I, well, I was still the Te Xuan Ze.

Jasmine Lee

(groans) I should've stripped him of that wand before taking him down. I got careless. Every day, I get a little slower. (looks at Monroe) And my behind gets a little bigger. Come on, Monroe, let's go home.

Jasmine Lee

Phoebe Elsaware? She's a walking natural disaster!

Jasmine Lee

(sighs) No, I am the chosen one, the protector. It's my responsibility. Believe me, I'm not thrilled that the mantle of Te Xuan Ze seems to have, well, alluded my son, Michael.

Jasmine Lee

Well hopefully, one of the grandchildren will be the wielder of magic.