Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Aye.

Monroe

You turned her into a momsicile! I can't believe you, man! How could you not tell me you could do that? Seriously, dude, do you know how many times that would've saved my butt?!

Monroe

Let me just say that while I always love a conversation about your posterior, we don't have the time. I must find June.

Monroe

(sighs) All right, you can come out now.

Monroe

Well, your stealthiness, it's hard to pin-point the exact security breach, it could have been when you ran into that trash can, stopped to order a chocolate shake at the McBurger Queen drive-thru or started making that ridiculous noise you with your straw!

Monroe

(enters under the gate and opens it; to Ray Ray) You know, it's just a thought, but this might be an easier way in.

Monroe

Grab hold, darling!

Monroe

Sweet Mary McGonagall! Somebody needs a waxing appointment.

Monroe

He grabbed it from me. (points to Ray Ray, who is holding the crystal, as he chuckles)

Monroe

Are you making fun of me?

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I am a wealth of knowledge. So glad to see you finally taking notice. Where would you like to start?

Monroe

Aye, Kordoth the Conqueror! Capital subject! Fetch me my "Encyclopedias of Magic" volumes 1 through 4. We are going to have some fun today! Ha ha!

Monroe

If by wrong, you mean her can-do attitude, then you can color me wrong, too, mister! Ha ha!

Monroe

The Scepter of Amaron was ripped from Naranda and Kordoth's been banished ever since.

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I took a course.