Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Well, you're good at it.

Juniper Lee

Just hold still, bubba.

Juniper Lee

Trust me, this whole adjustment thing is gonna get easier. Just take it one day at a...

Juniper Lee

We're walking to school.

Juniper Lee

(smugly) Well, aren't you the little gentleman.

Juniper Lee

You so like her.

Juniper Lee

Melissa O'Malley. She's in our grade, unbelievably hateful, but even more unbelievably popular.

Juniper Lee

Nope, not even one the older kids. Seriously, you'd have to be crazy to run against Melissa for president.

Juniper Lee

Well, that thing today at lunch with the hamburgers.

Juniper Lee

And while we're on it, tree bark-- still not a food group.

Juniper Lee

Even still, people kind of noticed that. Oh, um, speaking of which, you can't be lugging around 125 pounds of schoolbooks. You're trying to pass for an 11-year-old girl, not a library.

Juniper Lee

But, um, Jody, couldn't you just the comet with your dad's telescope?

Juniper Lee

Boy, uh, Jody, I don't know. Is your sister gonna be home?

Juniper Lee

(jumps into the clearing) Hope you made enough for one more.

Juniper Lee

(charges towards the cooking monsters) Nobody eats my family for dinner!