Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Your website went live this morning. 20,000 hits and counting.

Juniper Lee

Hiya, Ms. Gomez. Here's my report on the platypus. (hands Mrs. Gomez her report)

Juniper Lee

Oh, I had some free time. Oh, also, I made you those banana nut muffins you like so much.

Juniper Lee

They're sugar free, low carb.

Juniper Lee

Heh.

Juniper Lee

Good. Oh, and pencil in those red Nile goblins for early Thursday night. I wanna be at dinner with my folks at 6:00.

Juniper Lee

(sees her bracelet glowing) Oh, crud. A Kilbana beast is heading towards the city.

Juniper Lee

I don't know--

Juniper Lee

Okay. But if you have any problems...

Juniper Lee

Mom. Dad.

Juniper Lee

But, it's not my fault.

Juniper Lee

He's a helper elf! He had a badge!

Juniper Lee

(sees her bracelet glowing) Oh, just what I need right now. Speed demons are freaking out. I'll be back in half and hour.

Juniper Lee

Oh, Dad. No, no, no, I was just staring out the old knee. Yep, it helps sometimes when the weather gets damp. I see there's a storm brewing, and I think--

Juniper Lee

Yes, sir. (Goes back inside and closes her patio doors)