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The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy · Season 1

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[From Billy's point of view, Grim and Mandy appear to be drawn in anime style]

彼 の 目 は まだ きちがい だ。[His eyes are still wrong]

Hmm.

I can't understand a thing you're saying! [Grim zaps his eyes again. Billy now sees Grim and mandy in a child's cartoon] Mandy? Grim?!

[happy voice] I finally think he's back to normal. [Child Mandy giggles. Billy's eyes turn angry and show Grim in each one]

[roars] Oh, so you're laughing at me?! Gimme that! [snatches Grim's scythe] You're trying to mess with me, aren't ya, Grim? Well, I'm not gonna letcha! Ya hear?! I'm not gonna letcha!

I assure you, your suspicions are completely unfounded. Mandy and I are only here to help you.

[babbles crazily; his teeth rattle] Stay away from my eyes! [He swings the scythe at them]

Billy, this is madness! [Billy chases them, swinging the scythe at them]

ARGH!

NNigel

'cause i'm being hunted by the darkest most evil villain to ever walk the face of the Earth!

[whispers] Lord Mouldybutt. The mere mention of his name causes things to break.

It's our picnic fixings!

Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

[flashback to Billy, Grim and Mandy at a picnic in the park]

Please pass the egg salad.

SSasquatch

[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

[grabs Billy and runs away]

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[Grim and Mandy go back to eating, flashback ends]

Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?

[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?

Billy want us to go on a picnic.

No way, José. You remember what happened last time?

[shows the same flashback of Billy, Grim and Mandy having a picnic]

[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?

Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.

A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!

[shows the same flashback again]

[coming into the room] What is this, a party?

Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!

After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?

[goes to flashback again, only this time, it shows Harold putting on a sasquatch suit behind some bushes]

[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.

[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

[is heard running off with Billy]

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[flashback ends]

[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!

Rock on!

[Singing] Walking in the woods, walking in the woods, just lookin' for a place where to eat all our foods! [A scruffy Yogi Bear peeks out of the bushes, his eyes bloodshot and clothes torn]

YYogi

Psst! Psst! Hey, little girl. Come here for a second. [Billy comes over to him] That's a nice pic-a-nic basket you got there.

Yeah, it's OK. [Pause]

YYogi

You got some nice sandwiches in there, I bet.

Sure, I suppose.

YYogi

[Steps closer] I think this is a good place for your pic-a-nic.

[Uneasily] Yeah, I don't know.

YYogi

[Bends down to take the basket] Here. Let me set it up for you. [Booboo, who is also scruffy and ugly, sticks his head out of the bush]

BBBoo-Boo

You get the food yet, Yogi?

YYogi

Shhhh!

L-look, I think I really gots to get going.

YYogi

Hey, that's cool, man. Let me just... gimme that basket! [tries to grab the basket, but Billy runs away]

BBBoo-Boo

[who is fat with big nipples] Don't let him get away! [Yogi gives chase, waving his arms in the air and yelling gibberish. He stops, gets down on all fours and sniffs the ground while Billy hides behind a tree]

YYogi

I know you're close, you dirty human!

Hey, I'm not dirty, I just had a bath fifteen days ago! Oops! [He covers his mouth as Yogi glars at him. He then chases him again] Aah! Aah! [Billy runs into a cave] Hey, ya dumb bears. You can't get me now. I'm in a cave.

YYogi

He's right, Booboo. We bears are terribly afraid of caves.

BBBoo-Boo

Why are we so lame, Yogi?

KBKing Beardbottom

We're stuck with mushrooms! Here, try one.

It tastes like my cat!

KBKing Beardbottom

They taste like EVERYONE'S cat! It's been 300 years and I STILL hate the taste. I've worked with mushrooms for so long, even my sweat SMELLS like 'em! Here, take a whiff.

[Sniffs Beardbottom's armpit] Whew, you ain't kiddin'!

[the King Beardbottom is telling the story about the origins of the war]

[appearing in the flashback] Hey, wait a second! Hold up. How can you be mad at the Elves? You chose to trade cookies for mushrooms!

DDruid

Hey, did that kid just step into the flashback?

ODOther Druid

What manner of sorcery be this?

CTCensoring Trooper

Alright, listen up, you little radish munchers, this battle is about to become way too exciting to show our younger viewers! So, instead, I will show you this soothing image until the fight is over. SWEET MOTHER OF FOG YOU SHOULD SEE THIS! Cookies and mushrooms flying through the air like June bugs in a swamp! Whew it appears to be over, let's go back to the- Whoa-ho-ho! That was entirely my bad! I misread the signals! I knew a guy named "Joe". He misread the signals in a combat situation - now he eats everything through a mechanical straw! Wait, battle's over! Carry on...

Stop it! Stop the fighting! Why do you have to hate each other? Can't you see you're just like peas and mashed potatoes? Some people don't like them to touch each other if they're on the same plate. But it's okay... it's okay if they touch! Because they both get chewed up by the mouth! And sent down the esophagus and dissolved into the stomach and absorbed into the intestines and, oh no, I won't go any further than that. But the point is, we're all just nutrients in the great big digestive system called LIFE!

[Grim and Mandy are washing a car.]

I wonder how Billy's picnic is going.

[Billy flies past them really fast]

HEY, GRIM! HEY, MANDY!

That answers one question, yet raises so many others...

BBoogie

What happened to your face?

BBoy

Dude, I'm like fifteen. We all look like this. What are you, my mom?

BBoogie

No, I'm-the boogeyman.

BBoy

[unimpressed] ...I don't even believe in you. Go talk to my little brother.

[Billy and Irwin are watching TV]

This show is awesome!

OTLady on TV

Hey, Doc, what're ya doing with my legs? [buzzing sound] AAH!

DODoctor on TV

Oh, STOP it! I'm just shaving you!

Oh, Grim. The TV wants to talk to you.

TV?

[Boogie, still disguised as the television, is sitting on the couch holding a glass of wine]

BBoogie

Hello, Grim.

[perplexed] Hello, TV...

You're gonna love shed building, son. Even a complete and total nincompoop can do it.

Like you?

Yeah, like you. Now where was I gonna build that shed? It's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]!

What the heck are you doing?!

Checking the acoustics [continues]!

I'm going home.

That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house.

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