The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy · Season 1
[As a child, Grim is about to become the Grim Reaper, as per his mother's wishes]
I don't want to be the Grim Reaper. I just want to sing and Willy will!
Enough! You'll do what your mother tells you. Singing is for birds and sissies.
[seeing Grim as a child, on his first day of the Grim Reaper] I have been expecting you.
M'name is Grimmy and I've come to reap your immortal soul.
I know who you are, for I have forseen it IN MY FIRE! I have seen YOURS as well, a terrible future: a future where you are controlled by two mere children for all eternity...
[to Lord Pain] I like the way you break stuff.
Hey, shut the door! What are ya, raised in a barn?
[tying things to the roof of his car] See, Mandy? Only a MAN can tie a knot like that.
Wow, Mandy, what a great dog you have. Did you teach him to pee himself and run away?
Cerberus is a monster! He didn't just eat my homework; he ate me dad!
So Mandy, what's it feel like?
What?
Being a loser all the time. Does it BURN?
Boy, Saliva, you really are a pathetic dog... but I guess you're MY pathetic dog.
[to audience] I have seen YOUR future as well: you will soon suffer an eternity of COMMERCIALS!
[She cackles wickedly]
[after using snapping turtle bikini wax] No more unsightly nubs!
You know what, Pinocchiochiochiochiochiochiochio? You're funny.
Funny? Why... there's nothing funny about being made of wood.
...wuzzat you say?
I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!
Uhh...yeah...well... I gotta go!...
Yeah! And the only way for me to to become a real boy, is to devour the flesh of the real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?
AAH! [running in terror]
[After being trapped in the story-book] Someday, you will all PAY. [her voice echoes throughout the room as the episode ends]
[thinking a really big kid is Mandy because his eyes are so bad] Boy, Mandy, you've been packing on the pounds lately!
[Billy is terrified at the thought of visiting the optician]
NOOO! He'll steal my soul!
Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.
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