The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy · Season 1
Thanks, Mr. One Eye.
My name is Mr. Skarr!
How come you got only one eye? Are you sensitive about it? Because if I had only one eye, I would be sensitive about it. You should wear an eye patch like a pirate, then all you need is a puffy shirt. Do you own a puffy shirt? You look like you would.
I'll show them what real power is! TAKE MY LOVE, MY PAIN, AND ALL OF MY ANGER!
So, we were thinking of setting you free.
Really?
Yeah. All you gotta do is say you're a little girl.
I'm... a little girl.
I'm not sure I bought it.
Yeah! Are you a PRETTY girl?
[high-pitched, feminine voice] I'm very pretty! Look at me! I'm QUEEN pretty! Aren't boys just so dreamy? I can talk on the phone for hours about nothing!
Grim...?
Let's brush my hair! And paint my toes!
...you can stop. We were only kidding.
Oh, it's FUN to accessorize! Let's all ride some magical pink ponies! I'll name mine Sparkles Fantastic!
Give me that! [General Skarr takes off with Grim's scythe.]
Hey! It's not polite to steal from little girls!
[wearing Skarr's military uniform] Hey, everybody, look! I'm a used car salesman!
So, as I was saying, there are lots of words that rhyme with "cheese"!
[making cornbread] Real corn makes it special.
["welcoming" General Skarr to the neighbourhood, shouting] CUUURSED! CUUURSES! Woe to all who live in that house, for they shall only know PAIN! PAIN! [calmly] Oh, and welcome to the neighbourhood. Here's some nice jellatin the wife made. It's got bits of fruit and stuff. [awkward pause] OK, well, bye. [he leaves, and shouts offscreen] CUUURSES!
[Billy has just learned of Skarr's past]
That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas. [farts] But don't you ever miss your old job?
[fondly] Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? [raising his voice and slowly becoming more maniacal] Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last, I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?!!!! [gasps for breath before suddenly calming down] Not at all. Don't miss it.
You... DISGUST me! I thought you were bad. You ain't bad, you ain't nothin'!
[On phone] Hello?
[Whispering] Ultimate power.
You don't want to make me mad! I get angry when I'm mad!
Grim! It's chore day, you slacker. Stop monkeying with that Hill Billy dork and go clean the toilet.
THIS IS NOT THE MASTER!
You won't make friends with that attitude!
Oh, by the way, I'm borrowing your leg.
Hey!
I need it to get the remote from behind the couch.
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