[about Rex] Boy, he makes Wallace Beery look like Adolphe Menjou.
It's been a long time since I've taken you to the movies, hasn't it?
“The Bloom is Off the Rose” · Season 6, Episode 13
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Blanche Devereaux (1), Rose Nylund (1)
KDr. Kelly
[from the radio] I'm Dr. Kelly, and today we're going to be talking about "Mothers and Daughters: The Dark Side," and we're ready for our first call.
[dials the radio station] Hello.
KDr. Kelly
Hi, you're on the air with Dr. Kelly. I need your first name only.
My name is...Cher.
KDr. Kelly
And your problem, Cher?
I have a 55-year-old daughter named Dorothy, Dorothy Zbornak. She's got problems.
KDr. Kelly
First names only, please.
I told you, it's Cher!
KDr. Kelly
Zbornak, you said Dorothy Zbornak.
Oh, sorry.
KDr. Kelly
So what's wrong with this Dorothy Zbornak?
[Blanche comes in, humming a happy tune and carrying a load of clean laundry]
Blanche, honey, are you okay?
Never better, why?
I've just never seen you do anything domestic.
Dorothy, I've done the laundry thousands of times! Oh, by the way, we're out of...[tries to read the bleach bottle]...blee-ock.
You know what the joke going around the teacher's lounge was today, Ma? Me.
I know that joke.
Everybody heard on the radio that some anonymous Ma was complaining that her dependent daughter Dorothy doesn't have a life of her own.
What, you think you're the only gray-haired spinster substitute teacher named Dorothy wasting her life away in Miami?
I'm sorry, Sophia, but in Dorothy's defense, that sure does sound a lot like her.
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