Rose and Dorothy in “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die”

Rose

I just got a special delivery letter from St. Olaf! Uh-oh, it's from the Department of Water and Coffee.

Dorothy

Coffee?

Rose

No thanks, it makes me jumpy.

Dorothy

Rose, what does the letter say?

Rose

You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.

Dorothy

[reading] "Dear St. Olafian, I am afraid there's bad news."

Rose

[fingers in her ears] What?

Dorothy

[reading] "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."

Rose

Oh, no! I'd better send water.

Dorothy

[reading] "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf the Umbrella King; he has suffered enough."