The Golden Girls · Season 5, Episode 15
“Clinton Avenue Memoirs” · Season 5, Episode 15
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (4), Sophia Petrillo (4), Blanche Devereaux (3), Rose Nylund (3)
[looking at old family photos] Ah, look, the Jersey shore, summer 1939.
Pop sure loved playing with you kids... why do I look so upset?
Oh Ma, don't you remember? Pop was a big fan of Jean Harlow's back then, you hated it when he made sand breasts in front of the children.
[about Sophia] Oh, damn it, I hate watching what this is doing to her.
I hate watching what it's doing to you.
I hate watching those FBI warnings at the beginning of video rentals.
[Sophia and Dorothy return from a visit to the doctor]
Sophia, Dorothy, how'd it go at the doctor's?
It was great. He says that Ma's memory problem could be related to a nutritional imbalance, so he put her on a special diet and if she follows it, she'll be fine from here on out.
[sarcastically] Oh, lucky me, I can remember from now on, my whole past is gone! I could have slept with JFK and don't even know it!
Ma, I don't think so, you're not mentioned in any of the books.
Well, that doesn't necessarily mean anything...
You know, I hate getting old. You always seem to be losing something. First, it's your eyesight. Then people are telling you to turn down the TV set when you can barely hear it, and you could live with that. But this, they're trying to take something from me that I just won't give. I can't let this happen, Dorothy. I can't lose my Sal, not again.
Isn't it good to be back in the old neighborhood, Dorothy? Watching the kids play stickball on the corner?
Ma, they were beating a man! That was sort of why I called the police.
I need the professional care of the most talented hairdresser in Miami - Robert. Oh, he's brilliant. Do you know, he was the first one ever to use mousse?
I'd check my facts if I were you, Blanche. Mr. Ingrid of St. Olaf has been using mousse ever since I can remember. Of course, it's his own professional secret which part of the moose he uses. But it'll keep your hair in place in winds up to 130 miles an hour!
I just don't believe you, Rose!
Ask Conway Twitty!
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