[to Enrique, the consumers reporter, on why she should get the production assistant job.] I am the battered consumer. I drive a Gremlin, for god's sake!
“Rose Fights Back” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (1), Sophia Petrillo (1)
[the girls are testing different hair-removal products]
Dorothy, would you like to try this thing?
What is it?
Well, that wire vibrates and it's supposed to whisk hair away below the skinline.
I don't know whether I want to use this, it says it's gonna hurt.
Well, you can try it on your right leg and then use the hot wax on your left one.
Why don't we just set each other on fire?
Dorothy...
All right, all right. Let's see if they sent a bullet to bite on.
I remember when I started shaving. I was thirteen, and I wanted to shave because I was going to a movie with Alan Steckler, you remember him, Ma?
Small head, enormous lips.
Anyway, Ma told me that once I started shaving, I'd never be able to stop. I mean she said I'd regret it for the rest of my life because my legs would have bristles.
I was right. By the time you were sixteen, I could grate cheese on your knees!
You know, a lot of those European girls don't shave under their arms.
Is that true?
They just let it all hang out.
Really?
Bushy as can be.
Well, what do they look like in a strapless dress?
Like Milton Berle, Rose.
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