Dorothy and Sophia in “Rose Fights Back”

Dorothy

I remember when I started shaving. I was thirteen, and I wanted to shave because I was going to a movie with Alan Steckler, you remember him, Ma?

Sophia

Small head, enormous lips.

Dorothy

Anyway, Ma told me that once I started shaving, I'd never be able to stop. I mean she said I'd regret it for the rest of my life because my legs would have bristles.

Sophia

I was right. By the time you were sixteen, I could grate cheese on your knees!