[the girls are testing different hair-removal products]
Dorothy, would you like to try this thing?
What is it?
Well, that wire vibrates and it's supposed to whisk hair away below the skinline.
I don't know whether I want to use this, it says it's gonna hurt.
Well, you can try it on your right leg and then use the hot wax on your left one.
Why don't we just set each other on fire?
Dorothy...
All right, all right. Let's see if they sent a bullet to bite on.
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