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The Golden Girls · Season 2, Episode 12

“The Sisters” quotes from The Golden Girls

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“The Sisters” · Season 2, Episode 12

In this episode: Angela (3), Sophia Petrillo (2), Dorothy Zbornak (1), Blanche Devereaux (1), Rose Nylund (1)

Won't you try to work it out? Do it for your favorite niece.

What's your cousin Graziella got to do with this?

Sophia! Now you stop trying to trick Rose just because she's weak, and vulnerable and dimwitted.

YEAH!

If you didn't come here to apologize, why don't you leave?

Why should I apologize?

I'll tell you why, because you're nothing but a back-stabbing Judas in sensible shoes!

Oh, yeah? Well, you know what you are? You're a two-lire tramp with cheap bridgework!

May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

May your legs grow old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch... [looking at Sophia's legs] you should be so lucky.

May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Oooooh [biting her own fist], that's it! Come back here and say that to my face!

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