(Will and Carlton enter the kitchen with cleaning equipment)
(about the PSAT) I don't believe it. You couldn't have done better than me. Somewhere, there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked.
Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.
Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect. (he sprays the kitchen window)
Than why are you using car wax on the window?! (patronizing voice) This a window. This Windex? Can you say that little man?
Geoffrey just looked back and gave a sad little wave.
(to Ashley) And fortunately, you're too young to know what he was waving.
Geoffrey, after seeing your good work this past year, we have decided to increase your pay by twenty dollars per week.
(mockingly) Thank you, sir. And, with my newfound wealth, I shall be able to treat myself to a Happy Meal!
I'll be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of violence. I'll have to get a Jheri Curl and tattoo.
Carlton, They're not gonna send you to jail for cheating on a test.
I wasn't talking about jail, I was talking about public school!
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