Head Pixie quotes from The Fairly OddParents

[as the Pixies are driving along in the desert in a car] Well, HP, it seems like another thirty-seven year plan to take over Fairy World has failed.

Head Pixie

Yes, Sanderson. It seems like as long as there are fairies on Earth, we will never get the upper hand.

I can't believe they're making us drive home this time.

[to Timmy] Oh hi, Turner. Don't mind us; we're just enjoying the show. Your misery is like going to the movies for us. [to Head Pixie] Want some popcorn?

Head Pixie

It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?

And unpopped.

Head Pixie

And just think all we had to do to beat our fairy enemies is to rip a clown from his super hilarious destiny and convince him that fun wasn't fun but that boring is fun.

You had to be a clown to fall for that one.

Head Pixie

A really dumb clown!

That kid is right! They were using me! I'll show them who's a dumb clown!