What do you think of Jay? He's a pretty nice guy, huh?
Actually, he scares the life out of me.
No, Oswald's the one with the curly hair.
“Drew and Kate and Kate's Mom” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Drew (10), Kate O'Brien (8), Lewis Kiniski (5), Oswald Lee Harvey (4), Mrs. O'Brien (3), Mimi Bobeck (2), Jay (1)
Now do you think there's any way we can prove that Oswald's mentally incompetent?
I think it would be harder to prove that he's not.
You've finally got a guy you can take home to Mom. What's not to like? [to Jay] I'd lose the earring.
I'd take the hair down an inch.
And how 'bout a skosh more room in those jeans?
[to Oswald] Why don't you get Daddy a Jagrmeister?
[after her mother gives her a sweater] Ooh, I hope this is the one that lands me a man!
Sorry. Just killing Mom before time gets here.
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