NNancy
Hey guys, I made coffee. Is decaf OK?
Great! (mumbles to Sondra) Decaf. I come here to do real work, they give me fake coffee!
S7 E12It's Your Move
S7 E14Attack of the Killer B's
Study tips from a college man, I feel smarter already.
Well for starters, no music, no dancing, no food and no friends.
I do that at home, I study over here so I can be with Pam.
You mean you study at home too?
Yeah, don't you?
No, I thought you got all those good grades because you were smart.
I am smart, smart enough to know after I study here, I better study some more at home.
S7 E15Total Control
Last year I wanted a Maserati for my birthday and Mrs. Huxtable wouldn't let me have one.
Well, if you tell Daddy and Denise that I want a pony, I'll tell Mrs. Huxtable that you want a Mister Ragi!
AAlicia
(while in pain) My back!
RRay
Your back?
AAlicia
Is killing me!
RRay
I'll get the tennis balls and massage you. (starts massaging Alicia)
AAlicia
You're doing it all wrong.
RRay
The book says...
AAlicia
Forget the book! That is not helping my back at all.
Try straight up and down motions.
AAlicia
Excuse me, it's my back. (realizing it's Cliff) Oh, try straight up and down.
S7 E16Adventures in Babysitting
(After Cliff and Clair walk into their bedroom and find Rudy and Olivia sleeping with cloves of garlic around them)
Cliff? Why is Olivia holding that piece of meat?
Don't you get it, dear? It's the steak to drive through the vampire's heart!
(Clair laughs)
S7 E21Nightmare on Stigwood Avenue
(after Olivia is told to eat liver)
Ew, I hate liver. It tastes icky.
Oh, but it's so good for you.
If it's so good for you, why don't you eat it?
Uh-oh.
What did you just say to me, young lady?
I said, you eat it. Please.
Okay. (starts eating)
Mom!
Oh, but Rudy she said "please."
Olivia (turns to Cliff): You eat it too. Please.
Please doesn't work on me.
I'll be your best friend.
(Cliff starts eating the liver)
Dad!
I want to be her best friend.
S7 E23Cliff and Jake
JJake
Well, the good Lord put us on the Earth for different reasons; I can build nice shelves and you slap bottoms for a living.
S7 E24Theo and the Kids: Part 1
BBoy
I don't care if he does leave the door open. I'll do whatever I want.
RRaheem
So go close it.
BBoy
I'm doin' my homework. You go close it!
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