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Don't remember ONE thing about that night! I am going to burn this sweater!
You don't have to burn anything, I told you, I don't have to remember everything, I remember the important things. Ask me another question.
What was playing on the car radio when you proposed?
When I proposed? On the car radio? Ray Charles, I Can't Stop Loving You, 1962, sold 14 million copies!
[lovingly] Cliff-
Now deal with that!
Hi Denise!
Hi.
Whatcha doing?
Waiting to talk to dad.
What are you gonna talk about?
Just things.
What things?
They're private.
Tell me.
No.
[demanding] Tell me.
It's none of your business.
I know what you're gonna talk about.
Well really, what?
I'm not telling.
[Clair is playfully strangling Cliff, because he is having trouble recalling the night he proposed to her]
[enters] Hi dad.
[rough voice] Oh, hi.
I'm just having a talk with your father.
No no, see this woman is just trying to strangle me.
Well what did you do?
I made a mistake, and I proposed to this wo- [Claire tightens her grip]
Don't remember ONE thing about that night! I am going to burn this sweater!
You don't have to burn anything, I told you, I don't have to remember everything, I remember the important things. Ask me another question.
What was playing on the car radio when you proposed?
When I proposed? On the car radio? Ray Charles, I Can't Stop Loving You, 1962, sold 14 million copies!
[lovingly] Cliff-
Now deal with that!
Hi Denise!
Hi.
Whatcha doing?
Waiting to talk to dad.
What are you gonna talk about?
Just things.
What things?
They're private.
Tell me.
No.
[demanding] Tell me.
It's none of your business.
I know what you're gonna talk about.
Well really, what?
I'm not telling.
That's it. You're going to the emergency room.
What if they tell me it's broken?
If no one tells you it's broken, and it is broken, how will you know it's broken?
[Looking at the x-ray] Look, look at this. Right here. See that?
Oh, wait a minute! That looks like a hair.
That's right! This is called a hairline fracture of the promixal phalanx of the fourth toe. Understand that?
That's cool!
All right, it is!
Will the two of you please take my foot someplace else and leave me alone?
Okay. You want to take it to school and show it to your friends?
That's it. You're going to the emergency room.
What if they tell me it's broken?
If no one tells you it's broken, and it is broken, how will you know it's broken?
[Looking at the x-ray] Look, look at this. Right here. See that?
Oh, wait a minute! That looks like a hair.
That's right! This is called a hairline fracture of the promixal phalanx of the fourth toe. Understand that?
That's cool!
All right, it is!
Will the two of you please take my foot someplace else and leave me alone?
Okay. You want to take it to school and show it to your friends?
Dad, what are you doing?
I'm putting hors d'oeuvres down for the guests.
Why?
Because I always put hors d'oeuvres out for the guests.
Dad, this is gonna make the evening longer. Couldn't we just come in and go to the table and start eating?
If you'd like, I'll just put the food in a brown paper bag and have 'em eat it out on the sidewalk.
[to Mrs. Westlake] I love your accent. Where are you from?
I'm from Indiana.
That's why I married him, I love the way he talks!
Vanessa, what has gotten into you? I have never, ever seen you act like this.
Mom, come on, Denise and I have fought over clothes before.
But not to the death!
Robert, do you have any sisters?
No..
Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
Vanessa, what has gotten into you? I have never, ever seen you act like this.
Mom, come on, Denise and I have fought over clothes before.
But not to the death!
Robert, do you have any sisters?
No..
Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
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