Dad, what are you doing?
I'm putting hors d'oeuvres down for the guests.
Why?
Because I always put hors d'oeuvres out for the guests.
Dad, this is gonna make the evening longer. Couldn't we just come in and go to the table and start eating?
If you'd like, I'll just put the food in a brown paper bag and have 'em eat it out on the sidewalk.
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