RRamos
So Chief Johnson, is it true that the young girl was still clutching her doll when you found her?
Here's what I can confirm as being in the vicinity of the young girl: blood and brain matter.
S5 E1Products of Discovery
S5 E2Blood Money
Whether it was the driver or someone else, the kidnapper would have gotten rid of the car pretty quickly.
Probably somewhere near the airport. Lt. Provenza! I really need that car, and you seem to be awfully frisky this afternoon.
Well, yes I am! And Chief, this is perfect weather to organize a grid search for a town car. And I could really go for a nice long walk around LAX. It'd be good for me!
Ok, do we have a breathalyzer up here?
There's over 5 million dollars here, and the kidnappers only want a little over a million! Now if Summers was behind this, don't you think he'd want to take it all?
Maybe he wanted to leave something behind for his wife.
You haven't met her.
S5 E3Red Tape
I remember Raydor back when she was a sergeant; filed a complaint against my old partner, George Andrews, said he was misogynistic. We had to look it up! Got both of us four months of sensitivity training.
Well, that was a complete waste of time.
FFEID Agent
[sees Provenza tear through some red tape around a crime scene] Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing!
We're headed to the newsstand to pick up a paper, read about the two FEID guys who got fired because they disregarded orders from the Pope.
FFEID Agent
Listen, I'm not going to --
Tone. Tone, tone. That's not any way to talk to a lieutenant or a deputy chief for that matter. Sir, if you do anything to interfere with my murder investigation I'll see to it that you spend the next month on unpaid leave. Is that understood?
I hate to ask ya'll this since I know it's against your nature, but do you think you could distract Eric's parents and his lawyer, sort of irritate them down the hall.
[makes grand gesture in front of Lt. Flynn] After you!
S5 E4Walking Back the Cat
For heaven's sake, Fritzy, if we all stop lying to each other, how will we ever get to the truth?
S5 E5Half Load
I applied for this federal grant to upgrade our surveillance system and I think I got it but I need help translating this letter.
What language is it in?
Government.
It's gang central LA, chief. There's big overlap out there. There's black, brown, and a little white. There's 3 regular gangs, and one made up of all the gang rejects. It's what we call affirmative action gangsters.
FJFather Jack
God's grand design. That's a little bit over my head. But I don't believe in random.
But there was no motive in Reggie's death. And-and where there's no motive, there's no meaning.
FJFather Jack
You only think there's no meaning 'cause you're looking for it. But meaning isn't something you find, Chief Johnson, it's something you give.
S5 E6Tapped Out
What?
What? You're eating fruit!
I'm trying to cut back on fatty foods. Lauren says my diet makes me feel older.
You know what's making you feel older? Your age!
Excuse me, Chief, uh, am I to understand that you, and uh, Lieutenant Flynn and Lieutenant Provenza handed over all the evidence from the crime scene, including the gun, to a detective Dick Tracy?
OK, now... this... is... definitely... a major crime.
S5 E7Strike Three
Captain Raydor. I see you made your deadline.
RRaydor
Yes, ma'am. Officers Stern and Duran have been completely exonerated.
And because the way Force Investigation Division operates, I'll be investigating murders of more good cops just like them.
RRayder
Excuse me?
When officers are shot and killed in the line of duty, they're investigated by me. When they shoot back, they're investigated by you. That means that they'll think twice before defending themselves. That hesitation will mean that more good cops will die. I have to ask, have you ever considered what your principles cost?
RRaydor
Seventy million dollars. That was the settlement in the Rampart case. One hundred. That's how many convictions were overturned due to renegade police and lack of oversight in one division alone, not to mention the loss of trust the LAPD needs to remain effective.
There has to be a better way.
RRaydor
Well, until then, you've got me.
S5 E8Elysian Fields
You know hon, someday when you look back on your life, almost everything you see will be marked off with crime scene tape because you didn't make time for much of anything else.
S5 E9Identity Theft
Your Aunt Brenda is working. And she excused herself from the table.
It's okay. I'm used to adults making rules for me they don't live by themselves.
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