Willie Rae quotes from The Closer

Brenda

Mama, I'm so sorry, but I'm not gonna be able to take you to this funeral after all.

What?

Brenda

I wish I could but I have this murder I have to investigate.

Oh for heaven's sake, there are murders every day of the week. And your Aunt Floetta will only have one funeral.

Brenda

Mama, I'm so sorry, but I'm not gonna be able to take you to this funeral after all.

What?

Brenda

I wish I could but I have this murder I have to investigate.

Oh for heaven's sake, there are murders every day of the week. And your Aunt Floetta will only have one funeral.

I hope we find a proper place for y'all to get married before we have to get on that ship. Brenda Leigh always lets things slide till the very last minute. I wish she'd take more of an interest in all this.

Fritz

Oh, she's very interested, Willie Rae. For example, look at how hard she's been searching for the right cake.

If that girl had her way, she'd ask the minister to stop by a crime scene, then serve Ho-Hos out of her purse.

Your Aunt Brenda is working. And she excused herself from the table.

Charlie

It's okay. I'm used to adults making rules for me they don't live by themselves.