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The Closer · Season 4

The Closer Season 4 quotes

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S4 E1Controlled Burn

You know, I should have the authority to reject journalists if I think that they're going to get in the way my investigation.

Authority? What about my authority. I get orders, too, okay? Mine were absolutely clear in this case: improve relations between the LAPD and the media. That is what I am doing. Commander Taylor is assisting me and I expect your enthusiastic cooperation.

[looks away in frustration] Fine, Will. Whatever you want.

Besides, it's a big story. I'd rather have him reporting it from inside than guessing from out on the street. He might even prove to be an asset of some --

[sarcastically] Yes, journalists, they're so helpful we'll want them on every case.

I take it this is your attempt at enthusiasm?

I'm sorry. I meant to say yippee!

You can't leave the curtains open! Someone is going to see Kitty and then there's going to be big, big trouble.

We can't meet the upstairs neighbor because the landlord said no pets. We have to keep the curtains closed 24 hours a day because the landlord said no pets. It's like living with Anne Frank.

S4 E2Speed Bump

[Lt. Tao uncovers a dead body] Oh! What is that smell?!

Margaritas! One is never enough, two is too many, and twelve? Well, you're looking at twelve.

My hit-and-run turned out to be a hit-and-run-around-the-block-and-then-hit-him-again...and run.

Anything useful come out of Commander Taylor's press release?

Four calls saying 'It is a good day', a guy called and said that he killed Roy Wilkinson, though he claimed he shot him, an insurance agency, a couple of ambulance-chasing lawyers, and thirteen people reporting reckless drivers.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

I just told Commander Taylor to arrange a press conference for first thing in the morning; let the world know the Mayhans had nothing to do with this.

Uh, if you don't mind, I think Lieutenant Flynn should handle this one.

Yeah, okay.

Thanks.

Hey, Chief? Thank you.

S4 E3Cherry Bomb

Anthony Lambert, Tim Zwick and Daniel Zcebrowski all insist that on the night of the rape they were at the movies, and on the night of the murder they were driving around Hollywood.

And they said Darrin was with them on both occasions.

That's funny, Mark Yates told me on the night Michelle died Darrin was with him. I worry when a suspect has extra alibis.

Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. I want an attorney for my son.

Your son is eighteen, sir, and legally recognized as an adult. He has been read his rights and waived his right to an attorney.

I demand an attorney for my son or that I'm allowed back in there before any further questioning!!

You may not be aware of this: the constitution gives you the right to an attorney, not to a father.

S4 E4Live Wire

I've got to tell you, Brenda, I am so sick of this double standard.

What double standard?

You sent me on a needless and very expensive stakeout, you undermined three years of hard work, and if I had done anything remotely similar to that, if I had screwed with your case, my God, you would have changed the locks on the doors. I would have been so far out of line, but here is the difference: I would know it and I would try to correct it somehow.

Now wait a minute! Just hold on! I never lied to you. I gave you exactly what you asked for. Exactly! Now, I'm sorry. I should have called you when we took Dean into custody, so I apologize for that.

That. That's what you're sorry for?

Yes.

Really. That's it? Apology not accepted. [turns and walks away]

[chases after Fritz until he stops] Now, wait a minute! All I did -- all I did was try to get the justice system to work for my victim! That is all I did!

That is bullshit! You didn't do it for the justice system! You didn't do it for the victim! You did it to close your case! That's it! It's obviously the most important thing to you. It's clearly not me, and you know, maybe that's fine, but Brenda for once in your life be honest with yourself!!

S4 E5Dial M for Provenza

I can't decide what's more nauseating: her trying to kill her husband or watching her come on to Provenza. Chief, we have guns, we can stop this.

Well, congratulations, lieutenant.

[facetiously] Yeah, I know, you're thrilled. I just dropped by to tell you that I am never going to retire. Ever.

Why?

Look. I'm not going to tell you I'm Charlie Hustle. The only thing I chase these days are women who have had a few drinks.

Okay.

But if you want to save a couple of bucks out of our division by trading my experience for a rookie?! I have a civil service job, and the only way that I am going to leave the Los Angeles Police Department is if I get shot, have a heart attack and then you run me over! After which, I will consider a disability position.

But you really still haven't told me why.

When my first wife and I divorced, I agreed to split my pension with her from the day I retire. I'll be damned if she gets a nickel.

That I understand.

Really?

I made a distressingly similar agreement with my first wife. You do realize that I may eventually be forced to put you in some crappy desk job.

Then expect me to die with a stapler in my hand.

S4 E6Problem Child

You want to call off the critical missing?

This kid, Sergei, has an extensive juvenile record and a history of running away. It appears that his father punished him, not unjustly, and the boy ran off in the middle of the night.

If we investigated everything based on appearances we'd have a whole lot less to do.

What makes a child go bad, nature or nurture?

Unfortunately, chief, by the time we get involved it really doesn't matter.

S4 E7Sudden Death

RRRicardo Ramos

So, to me it seems like the only way a murder case gets treated as a priority by the L.A.P.D. is if you're rich, white, or related to a cop.

Can I read the articles about these murders?

RRicardo

Excuse me?

Front-page articles that your paper wrote about these boys?

RRicardo

Well, that's still a work in progress...

So, the only way a murder gets treated like a priority at your paper is if it happens to someone rich, or white, or related to a cop.

RRicardo

That's your response?

No, it's a question. You can dodge it if you like. You certainly have the right to remain silent.

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