Andy Flynn quotes from The Closer

Brenda

This is ridiculous. You all had no right to haul me off of that crime scene like a sack of potatoes!

Flynn

(exasperated) Look, Chief, you get upset with us when we break the rules, you get upset with us when we follow the rules. Now, if you wanna beef us for getting you out of the middle of a bomb scene, be my guest!

You guys may want to put down your little wedding cake samples before I show you my presentation. Pretty graphic.

Flynn

No, we're fine, doc. In fact, this is a really good test to see which one of these the Chief might choose for her reception.

Provenza

Yeah, if you still like it while you're watching somebody who blew their brains out, this is the cake for your wedding.

Tao

What makes a good marriage? I think patience.

Patience. And separate bathrooms.

Provenza

Up until now, you guys had avoided all the big mistakes people make in a relationship: getting married, buying a house and having kids. I look at this wedding today as a big red flag.

Gabriel

Hi. I just wanted to say that I have really enjoyed working with both of you, truly. And this really couldn't be happening to two nicer people. Congratulations, you guys.

Flynn

Hey, you guys. Enjoy Italy. You've earned it. And make sure you "sleep in" a lot your first week out. Heh heh heh.

Daniels

I don't know much about successful relationships, but you seem to have one. And I'm happy to have been a part of your lives.

Buzz

I just wanted to say that its really nice to have been invited to the reception, and I hope this little tribute is something you will like, and keep and remember.

Sanchez

My wife died six years ago and I've never taken off her ring. Always love each other. Always.

Pope

Well, I'm...happy for you. Both. May each year bring you closer together.

Taylor

So...just say something nice?

Buzz

That's what I did.

Taylor

Okay, let me think...

Provenza

What?

Flynn

What? You're eating fruit!

Provenza

I'm trying to cut back on fatty foods. Lauren says my diet makes me feel older.

Flynn

You know what's making you feel older? Your age!

Brenda

Lieutenant, has it even occurred to you that these women just asked ya'll out because they were using you?

Flynn

That's crazy!

Provenza

I won't even dignify that with a response!

Brenda

Lieutenants Flynn and Provenza, here, now.

Provenza

Chief, now I know you're a little upset, but --

Brenda

There are no buts, lieutenant! I am suspending you both for the next seventy-two hours.

Flynn

On what grounds?

Brenda

On the grounds that you procured outside employment without authorization, used LAPD equipment to conduct a warrantless search, enlisted a civilian in your illicit activities. Need I go on?

Provenza

No, that's a pretty complete list.

Brenda

And since Major Crimes has agreed to leave the pursuit of Mr. Hirschbaum to the FBI, I would be appalled if you, as private citizens, tried to serve him again by tracking a number that might point to his current whereabouts. [hands Provenza a piece of paper with a number on it] Tell Buzz that he and his "catfish" device are suspended as well.

Flynn

I say we just cut our losses and get out of here.

Provenza

We can't afford to cut our losses! We are in the middle of a very deep hole, which is now filling with water. We need the money to break even!