Mom quotes from The Brak Show

Mom

Well, what have you boys been up to all weekend?

Brak

We've been playing "Head Kicker!"

Zorak

I've been playin'; YOU've been getting a red-ass beatdown! HAHA!!"

Dad

Ay, Madre de Dios! It's Zorak!

Mom

It *was* Zorak. Heh heh [kicks his head] He's dead, all right.

Dad

I hated Zorak all my life, but now that he's dead I hate him even more because as an unregistered alien without proper driving credentials, I'll go to jail for killing this piece of crap!

Mom

[about the murder and eating Zorak's flesh] Brak can't know about this; he'll rat us out!

Dad

Yes, if anybody could find a problem with eating his best friend, it would be Brak; he's so anal.

Dad

Mother if you don't stop crying I'll....

Mom

You try it and I'll rip off your arm and shove it up your bum!

Dad

You do that and I'll slap you in the face with my newly acquired bum-arm!

Mom

You do that and I'll bite off your arm, chew it up, and spit the bone fragments into your eyes. Thus puncturing them and causing the eye liquid to flow into your lungs drowning you!

Dad

Mother, that's pretty harsh.