Clarence quotes from The Brak Show

Clarence

Did the park ranger put you up to this?

Clarence

Oh hey Zorak you got a new squirt gun too. Let's have a squirt gun war. [Squirts water into Zoraks face] Ha Ha! I got you! Now shoot me as I run away. La la la la la la [Zorak shoots Clarence with his machine gun and Clarence starts screaming in horror].

Dad

[reading a survey card] "I, the customer, was a jerk on purpose. I had a bad attitude when I came in. Agree, strongly agree, or super strongly agree?"

Thundercleese

Isn't "disagree" on there?

Dad

No, next question. "My demands were unreasonable, and I presented them with a very poor attitude because of my poor upbringing on a robot farm."

Clarence

That's not what it says! Let me see it! [takes the card, but accidentally eats it] Whoops, somebody ate it.