Brak quotes from The Brak Show

Brak

"I am NOT squeezing her BUTT!!!!"

Brak

[to Zorak] Oh, that's right, you're a remorseless sinner.

Brak

[to Mom] I don't think you should touch me. This disease is on the rampage. It's spreadin' like wildfire!

Brak

I guess it's goodbye Brak the happy, go-lucky man about town...and hello, Brak the ruthless clam slayer.

Brak

[to Dad] Holy gherkin pickles, pop!

Brak

It's like I say, when life gives you lemons... blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!

Brak

I hope those are talking bubbles, buddy. [while Brak's Dad is mumbling in hottub water]

Brak

This is stupid. I wish we weren't penguins and that our show wasn't canceled.

Brak

AAH! Zorak, gone! I'm all alone! All alone in space! [stands on top of the rocket and sings] I am all alone in space! And I have a very pretty face! A face no girl will never, ever see... unless that pretty girl is me!

Brak

Hello, Mr. Thundercleese!

Thundercleese

Are you here to destroy my lawn?!

Brak

I beg your pardon, we would never do that! Would we, Zorak?

Zorak

[jackhammering Thundercleese's lawn] What's that? Can't hear ya!

Brak, do you have something you would like to tell me?

Brak

Do you want the truth or my side of the story?

Zorak

So what are we going to see?

Brak

"Hot Dog In The Morning". This is the one where the little hot dog finds his way home.

Zorak

Far out!

Mom

Well, what have you boys been up to all weekend?

Brak

We've been playing "Head Kicker!"

Zorak

I've been playin'; YOU've been getting a red-ass beatdown! HAHA!!"

Zorak

We'd need a freaking time machine!

Brak

Yeah, like the one in Mr. Thunderclese's back yard.

Zorak

What?

Brak

'Course, he's on vacation...

Brak

Hey, Zorak, can I ask you a question?

Zorak

Yeah, what?

Brak

Where are we gonna find enough squirrels to make a kite?

Zorak

Are you really that stupid?

Brak

Oh ha! I dare you to say that again! Only this time say, "Brak I love you!"