Mother quotes from The Brak Show

I think there's something wrong with Brak.

Dad

There's something wrong with everyone.

Brak

I don't want to live anymore.

Dad

Ah, finally my own office! You see, Mother, told you if we wait, we wouldn't have to add-on!

Dad

Do you find me more attractive like this [puts his hand on his chin] or like this? [raises one finger]

I don't know, let me see them again.

Wait a minute, why were you going to arrest Brak?

Because he is a criminal. He's committed many crimes in the future, where I come from. Even though the show took place in 1966.

Dad

What show?

My action-adventure show. It was wildly popular in the past, where it took place. Even though it was set in the future. Of course, in 1994 I also had a talk show in the future and Brak was my friend. Well, not really my friend, more of an associate. Unlike 1966 when he was a criminal in the past. Do you understand the words that I have said to you?

Dad

Ah, yes...but, uh, mostly no.

Dad

Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: to sell you vitamins, to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion!

Oh, rubbish!

Dad

No, mother, this is serious business -- they make you take an animal wife

You are going to get your bum off that chair, put on your walking hat, and come to the party. Is that clear?

Dad

All right, but I'm not kissing any animals on the lips.

Brak

Me neither!

Fair enough. Off we go then!

You are going to be charming no matter what happens. And you will keep your peculiar theories and philosophies of life to yourself!

Dad

But that's what I bring to the table, Mother! Don't you want to expose them to the full Dad treatment?

They don't want the full Dad treatment. No one does.