Thundercleese quotes from The Brak Show

Thundercleese

[In Brak's head] Three hams will fill him, three hams will thrill him, Why don't you feed him, three hams!

Thundercleese

Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay.

Thundercleese

[Rapping] War is my profession. War is my obsession. Nothing I like better than a violent intercession. Blood must be spilled, thick enough to swim in as I hear the lamentations of my conquered foe's women! War, it's good for me, what's my name? THUNDERCLEESE!

Thundercleese

Open box, use weapon, slay enemy, bathe in his blood.

Brak

Hello, Mr. Thundercleese!

Thundercleese

Are you here to destroy my lawn?!

Brak

I beg your pardon, we would never do that! Would we, Zorak?

Zorak

[jackhammering Thundercleese's lawn] What's that? Can't hear ya!

Thundercleese

I never saw him again.

Brak

Did you ever see him again?

Thundercleese

Did I not just say that I didn't?

Thundercleese

[about Petroleum Joe] He is referring to carnal pleasures.

Dad

Oh, like the Ferris Wheel!

Thundercleese

[Thundercleese thinks about this] ...Yes, like the Ferris Wheel.

[materializes by Thundercleese's face] Stupid robot not so tough. Tell me when you've had enough. [kicks Thundercleese and flies away laughing]

Thundercleese

YOU WILL DIE!

Dad

[reading a survey card] "I, the customer, was a jerk on purpose. I had a bad attitude when I came in. Agree, strongly agree, or super strongly agree?"

Thundercleese

Isn't "disagree" on there?

Dad

No, next question. "My demands were unreasonable, and I presented them with a very poor attitude because of my poor upbringing on a robot farm."

Clarence

That's not what it says! Let me see it! [takes the card, but accidentally eats it] Whoops, somebody ate it.