Dad
Mother if you don't stop crying I'll....
Mom
You try it and I'll rip off your arm and shove it up your bum!
Dad
You do that and I'll slap you in the face with my newly acquired bum-arm!
Mom
You do that and I'll bite off your arm, chew it up, and spit the bone fragments into your eyes. Thus puncturing them and causing the eye liquid to flow into your lungs drowning you!
Dad
Mother, that's pretty harsh.
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