Dad
Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: to sell you vitamins, to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion!
Mother
Oh, rubbish!
Dad
No, mother, this is serious business -- they make you take an animal wife
Mother
You are going to get your bum off that chair, put on your walking hat, and come to the party. Is that clear?
Dad
All right, but I'm not kissing any animals on the lips.
Brak
Me neither!
Mother
Fair enough. Off we go then!
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