The Big Bang Theory · Season 2, Episode 2
“The Codpiece Topology” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (1), Penny (1), Howard Wolowitz (1)
Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight, their bosom jumps out and says "Howdy."
Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century. If anything, they would have said "huzzah!"
I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon. I just want to be part of the conversation.
Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy.
Your archenemy?
Yes: the Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic, the Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man, the Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...
OK, I get it, I get it...
You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
Whoa, I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle... [long pause indicating the end of the counting]
Notify the editors of The Oxford English Dictionary: The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two".
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