[Penny sneaks into Sheldon's room while he is asleep]
[She walks up to his bed]
[Jerking awake] Danger! Danger!
People can't be in my bedroom.
Well, can we talk in the living room?
I'm not wearing any pajama bottoms.
Well, can't you put on other pajamas?
I can't put on other pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas! Penny, people aren't supposed to be in my bedroom!
Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work...and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.
Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.
Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
I did! I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter, I even changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone"! I don't know what else to do!
Well, what am I supposed to to?
I don't know, but if you don't figure something out, I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with!
You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?
[Sheldon is talking to a potential mate for Penny]
Excuse me. Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
[Leonard and Leslie look shocked and amused as they realise what's happening]
B Blaine
Uh... Sure, why not?
[silences him] Can I have your phone number?
B Blaine
[looks him up and down] Err... Yeah.
[A little too eagerly, he grabs Sheldon's hand and writes his number on his palm]
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