Howard and Sheldon in “The Codpiece Topology”

Howard

Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight, their bosom jumps out and says "Howdy."

Sheldon

Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century. If anything, they would have said "huzzah!"

Howard

I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon. I just want to be part of the conversation.