(about the poachers) I say we set up a watch.
Good idea Fox.
I'll help.
You? What good are you? Your wing's damaged.
I don't see with my wings Owl, and my eyes are fine.
Fieldmouse might have something to say about that!
S2 E4New Enemies
SStoat
Don't kill me. Don't kill me!
Give me one good reason why not.
SStoat
A stoat's beneath the notice of a lady like you.
True, but in cold weather we all have to take what we can get. (is about to eat the stoat)
SStoat
No don't! I can help you!
(laughs) You can indeed. You can help me please my mate. He's hungry.
SStoat
Wouldn't it please him more to have news of the Farthing Wood fox?
That rather depends. Tell me more...
Hello old friend.
I'm no friend of yours! I'm a gorse bush!
No you're not! You're Weasel!
Oh, why don't you leave me alone!
(about Fox) The humans are falling for his trap.
And he is going to fall into mine.
That Farthing Wood fox has brought trouble down on all our heads!
But how, if he sent off the poachers?
They'll be back. And when they are back, they'll be angry.
Well it could have been worse, couldn't it?
Of course I'm glad. It's just... oh, nothing.
You are a funny little thing. It's not like you to be nervous.
Well... perhaps it's because I'm going to have cubs.
S2 E5A Joke Backfires
I saw some carrots. Shall I fetch them too?
(While stuffing his face with cabbage) Please Owl. Now my mate's carrying young we need much more food than before!
I'm the one carrying the young, not you!
What's up Rabbit?
My mate's in there! She's having her babies! It's agony, oh it's agony! You can't imagine!
Hold on old son. She's having the babies, not you.
Yes but I'm so sensitive. I feel every last twinge. You can't imagine.
No... I can't(!).
(About Owl) I wouldn't bother telling her, let her find out for herself.
Isn't that rather mean?
Serves her right, she's mean and self-righteous and pompous and-
I think we get the picture, dear.
I suppose I should tell Fox but I simply cannot face him... not after such a humiliation.
(horrified) What did I do? What did I do?
(To Weasel about Fox) You can tell him from me, that I'll pay him back for the death of my son, as sure as my name's Scarface.
It's not like you to be so hard hearted.
I'm sorry. It's just I'm worried. It is my fault, you see? The poachers were after me. What I don't understand is why they shot a blue fox? They saw me clearly enough.
In the dusk all foxes look the same, red or blue.
Oh I see... then I've really done it haven't I?
Done what?
I've brought the wrath of the poachers down on all our heads. They'll shoot every fox in the park just to be sure of getting me!
Where are you going?
I'll wait by the boundary. They can't miss me there.
No Fox! They won't stop at you, don't you see? It would be a pointless sacrifice! And I need you...
I've just had a word with the hare female. She saw it all. It was the poachers alright, and she told me they'd got a fox. Shot dead, right between the eyes he was! Didn't stand a chance. Mind you, he can't have suffered much. Died at once apparently. Still, makes you think doesn't it? One minute you're here, the next you're not. Far better you enjoy life while you can, that's what I say.
(narrating) The death of the blue fox threatened the peace of the park. And a new plan had to be considered. As always, I went to the stone circle to think.
Aren't they just gorgeous?
Better than anything that other lot could produce. Look... this one's got my nose!
(To the cub) Come back here! Always ranging, that one.
Ooh, a ranger eh? He'll be a great help to his dad against that fox eh? Won't you Ranger?
Can't you forget him just for a minute?
(To Ranger) You and me... we'll sort him out, won't we eh?
If the poachers don't get us first.
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