The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1
Wow, this place is awesome!
: It's nothing, really. Sorry about the heliport, we're having it redone.
Wow, Neutron, this sure beats the heck out of your dinky little clubhouse.
It's not "dinky," it's ergonomic!
Oh, no, no, no, Cindy, I'm sure that Jimmy's clubhouse is state-of-the-art-- primitive art, that is. [Everyone laughs as Jimmy fumes furiously] Thank you so much.
He got you there, Jimbo.
[Jimmy growls in annoyed fury]
[In the dining room, Eustace and the other kids are eating different flavors of ice cream]
[amazed] Eustace, this is incredible! There must be over 37 different flavors!
Yeah, well, it's all right.
Oh, don't be jealous, Jimmy. My ice cream is made from the purest ice-age snow gathered via time box.
You got a working time box?
Eustace [to Jimmy]: Make ready, Neutron: you're about to face the ultimate triumph in expensive robot technology. Blix!
[Blix lets a small, cat-like robot into the arena]
Aw, it's adorable!
They just don't make crazed, berserk robots like they used to.
Let the game begin!
People, people! I know what this rock is. Carl, Sheen, show the first slide.
[speaking into a megaphone] SLIDE!
Ow, Sheen, I'm right next to you!
[The lights go out and a slideshow begins the rock's history]
Since 1511, there have been reports of rocks with strange symbols falling from the daytime sky. In every case, these rocks were destroyed before scientists had a chance to study them. These are those rocks. Minsk, Russia, 1653-- Rock pulverized by Imperial guards. Reykjavík, Iceland, 1810-- Also crushed. Lima, Peru, 1880-- Rock elected mayor, then overthrown by rebels.
Well, at least it wasn't crushed.
Then crushed. Butte, Montana, 1957-- Rock made into soup and eaten by prospectors.
[The last photo shows Sheen snorkeling in a bathroom toilet]
[screams] Carl!
Ladies and gentlemen, the aliens that sent these message stones are today, giving Earth another chance. I implore you to let me take the rock to my lab for study!
Let's meet those life-forms now! Vandana?
[appearing] Thanks, Meldar! They're smart, they're sassy, and they've evolved to a nonskeletal form. Meet the Brains!
[disgusted] Eww…
Next, they've been called the sharpest species in the galaxy. Say hello to the Needleheads!
[repeatedly] Mib! Mib! Mib!
Oh, man, those voices are gonna get on my nerves!
And finally, they're a warmongering species from the Kondracke Belt, give it up for the Gorlocks!
Humans of Earth… Your planet is being connected to the Galactic Cable Network, with over nine billion channels of service.
[gasps] Free cable?! From space?!
Enjoy watching your fellow creatures play for their lives on this addition of "Intergalactic Showdown!"
What did he mean, "play for their lives?"
I don't know. But nine billion channels! Look at all these great shows! "Laser Soccer from Regulon." Who Wants To Marry A Yolkian?" "Studs!"
Hugh, go back! I think I saw the kids!
It was just some stupid game show.
Hugh! [switches back to the channel; horrified when she sees her son and his friends on the screen] Jimmy! My sweet baby! What is he doing there?!
Playing for cash and valuable prizes, I assume.
I'm calling the other parents. Stay on that channel!
I'm open, Neutron! Pass me the ball!
I know I can beat him!
Uh, guys, I think building camp would go more quickly if we...
[sharply] DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
Each player will step forward and place their vote into the giant Head of Truth. First up, Jimmy.
[walks up to the table and votes for Cindy] I tried to be your friend, but I have a planet to save.
[walks up to the table and votes for Jimmy] Sorry, pally. The human race can't afford another slip-up.
[also votes for Jimmy] Bye-bye, big-head.
Well, you know what they say, dude. You can fool all the people some other time, but you can't fool the time with the people that the, the… FORGET IT!
I hope that once you get over the betrayal, you'll still come over for cookies.
[Goddard votes for Cindy]
Bolbi not wearing underpants. [votes himself off]
Bolbi, your team has spoken. It's time for you to go.
[A dark hole opens under Bolbi and he falls in it]
I can't believe I almost got voted off. I know everyone wants to help, but it's too risky. My genius is our only chance.
I don't think we're in Retroville anymore.
This is all an illusion! The Brains have placed us under some sort of mass hypnosis.
What if they make us act like chickens?!
What do we do, Jimmy?
I don't know. Unless we can break their hold on us, we're completely at the Brains' mercy.
That's it?! You kidnap us into space, threaten to blow up Earth, and you think you can make it right by giving us this stupid car?!
Well, guys, we saved the Earth.
And more importantly, we won the car!
This isn't right. We've gotta go back!
Neutron, what are you doing?
I'm reprogramming the auto-pilot. I won't let all those planets be destroyed!
Are you nuts?! But we barely got out of there alive!
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