Okay, um, I don't like it in here! [sees a group of snakes appearing from a hole in the wall and slither towards him; alarmed] SNAKES!!!
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Spice jars! If we can gather up enough kaffir lime leaves and dry mustard powder, I can ignite them and blow the door open!
Where do you learn all this stuff, Jimmy?
That I learned at the library.
Ohh. And the library is a…?
[On the other side of the wall, the snakes corner Carl, surrounding him]
[trying to make them go away; fearfully] Okay, nice snakes. Pretty snakes. Um, go away, please. Y-You don't want to bite me with your long, sharp fangs and inject poison into my blood stream. [Jimmy ignites the spice jars with his torch, blowing the wall open, making the snakes flee; Carl is relieved] Thanks, guys. I thought I was gonna be snake food.
[having enough] Okay, this field trip is over. How are you gonna get us out of here, Mr. Tour Guide?
[spookily] We don't want to get outta here.
Okay, Jimmy's lost it. I elect myself leader. Everybody start crying and yelling.
[just before they do that] No, guys. Look. The queen's burial chamber. Get ready to see a real, live mummy.
Hey, Jimmy. Was the queen gonna have a garage sale?
The Egyptians believed in an afterlife, so they preserve their bodies and buried them with their furniture, jewelry, pets…
[laughing] Man. Those Egyptians were a bunch of whack jobs. But just in case they're right, I'd like to be buried with my Ultra Lord collection.
Well, guys, this was fun. [laughs nervously while taking a few steps back] Okay, let's all leave in a quiet and orderly fashion, before we see something really scary, like… [bumps into a mummified body and turns around; terrified] MUMMIES!!! [runs and crashes into Jimmy, making him drop the torch, and the flame light goes out]
[The gang's eyes are shown in the dark as they start to panic]
Everybody, shh! Stand still, I'll find my torch. [accidentally touches Cindy]
Ow! That's not your torch.
Sorry.
Hey, Jimmy, I still got your Electro-Life thingy that makes a light. [activates the Electro-Life, lighting up the chamber so Jimmy can find his torch… and unknowingly accidentally resurrects the three mummies nearby]
Found it! [picks up the torch and lights it up] Now let's a take a look at those mummies.
[The mummies growl and look down at them]
[frightfully] J-Jimmy, the mummies are looking at us.
Impossible.
[as the mummies start moving their bodies] They're moving.
I did it! My Electro-Life works! I can bring the dead back to life!
All right! You trampled all over the laws of nature! Way to go!
Yeah, terrific. Now a bunch of dead guys wrapped in toilet paper are gonna kill us.
Um, guys, I suggest we… RUN!!!
[The kids start running as the mummies chase after them]
Jimmy, next time you invite me anywhere, remind me to say no.
Let's hope there is a next time!
[to the mummies] Hey, guys. I'm related to your queen.
So, this is how it ends. Playing hide and get killed in a tomb in Egypt.
Why must the good die young?!
They're coming this way. [whispering] Everybody stay quiet!
Uh, Jimmy, now would be a real good time for one of your brain blasts.
Think, think… [pictures Libby and Queen Hazabataslapya looking alike; gets an idea] Brain blast! Libby, quick, I need you.
Why, Jimmy, this is so sudden!
Hey, what's happening?
It's the desert love curse. Working its evil ways on Jimmy's heart.
Libby, you look like the queen. If you pretend to be her, maybe the mummies will obey your command.
[to the mummies; portraying as the queen]' I order you mummies to start sleeping for 5--
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10!
15 trillion more years! [the mummies fall asleep] Sleep tight, and don't let the scarab bugs bite.
Carl, give me the Electro-Life.
Why, Jimmy?
Some things should not see the light of day, for who am I, a mere mortal to alter the very laws of mortality.
Good thing we're in a tomb, 'cause you're boring us to death.
[Jimmy flings the Electro-Life aside]
[off-screen] Hey, guys! I did it! I finally found the bathroom! [gets his head thumped; painfully] OW! Why must the good get hit on their heads again? [Later outside… the gang are all in Jimmy's hover car, ready to return to Retroville] Sayonara, cruel desert!
Don't forget to write!
You know, I think I'm down with this new look. I'm gonna keep it.
[sarcastically] So, do we have to address you as "Superqueen Libby" as of right now?
[giggles] No, [jokingly] but "Your Mighty Fine Royal Marvelousness" WILL do.
Light speed back to Retroville!
[The gang returns to school and tiptoe quietly while entering Miss Fowl's classroom]
[loudly] Miss Fowl, we're back!
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[all annoyed] Carl!
[waking up along with Principal Willoughby] Where have you children been?! I want the truth, pronto!
And I'll have none of this whole "school tanning salon" mumbo-jumbo!
Uh, did I say we were going to the tanning salon? I meant, uh… the bathroom!
Oh. Well, all right, then.
In Egypt. And Libby got to be a queen, and mummies chased us, and we discovered a lost tomb!
Make it stop, Jimmy!
Just end it, Neutron!
I can't take it anymore!
If you love me, you'll finish it right now!
People, we can't quit now! It's only the 1st inning!
And Butch's team is beating us 29 to 0!
Cut with the chitty-chatty and play ball! [Sheen catches a ball Jimmy threw] Ball 8!
Ball?! That was right down the middle. I've seen better calls at a square dance!
Jimmy's throwing lollipops. The day he throws down Broadway is the day I dance on the moon!
[Jimmy throws it and Butch hits it, sending it flying]
Oh, I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world...
Carl, look alive!
AAH! THE BALL! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! [hits Carl's back] Ow, my scapula.
[Ball bounces to Libby who is listening to music, and then to Cindy]
Way to go, Cindy!
Way to pitch a really easy home run, Nerd-tron!
PAY ATTENTION, LIBBY!
I was listening to a great song. I have priorities!
And I have back pain! Primarily around my scapula.
Safe!
Can we stop, Miss Fowl? My team's tired from running around the bases so much.
Oh, I thought you'd never ask. Butch's team is the winner!
All in favor of never playing baseball for the rest of their lives, say "Aye".
AAll
Aye.
You guys are such losers!
All those who agree with Butch?
AAll
Aye.
My scapula...
Hey, no one calls my team losers! We want a rematch!
You're on!
AAll
NO!
NO! WHYYYY?!
Nerd-tron, are you out of your oversized mind?!
I'll show you guys that we're not losers!
Well, son, my old baseball coach used to say to me, "Hey, kid, you stink on ice! Go home and play with your dolls!" [laughs] Oh, yes, those were the days. We all had crazy nicknames, back then. They used to call me, "Get-lost", or "We-hate-you". Hey, Jimbo, here, see if you can't catch this.
[Throws ball Jimmy fails to catch and shatters the window of a taxi]
Ha! Loser!
Jimmy: Time to break out the science. First, I download the combined techniques of Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire. Now I transfer the techniques into the equipment... 1 hydraulic force-amplifying bat? 9 sphere-seeking gloves? Play ball!
Play ball!
All right, Neutron! It's "giving-up" time again!
Oh, another ball coming right at me. Why? WHY?
Three outs! Jimmy's team is up.
Better duck, Butch!
If you eat this ball, I'll eat this hat!
Enjoy it, Neturon! That's the only hit your team's gonna get!
We are so good.
We're scary good.
Nobody can beat us.
Look, guys, my cousin lent me his official, major-league bat signed by Tremendous Jackson himself.
Can I use it?
Me, too!
No, you can't use that. This stuff's been lucky for us. Changing now might jinx us.
Jimmy's right, that's why I've been wearing the same underwear for the past six weeks.
AAll
Eww....
That was embarrassing. I got this long sleeve shirt and my underwear too. And socks too.
If we want to keep winning, we keep using our old equipment.
Listen up everyone. I have an announcement to make today: Jimmy Neutron and his team will be going to Nagoya, Japan, for the Junior Baseball World Championships! Which just goes to show that even the worst, most untalented athletes can be great if they put their minds to it. So... sayonara.
Um... guys, I think there's something I should tell you...
Me, too. I-I hate to admit it, Neutron, but, um, we wouldn't have gotten this far without you.
Yeah, for once and probably the only time in my life I'm a wiener-- I mean, winner. See how new it is?
My life-long dream has been to go to Japan. I can finally meet Bonzilla!
So, Jimmy, what was it that you were going to say?
Um... let's go to Japan?
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the championship game between the Retroville 9 and, from Japan, the Super Dedicated Work Team!
Oh, I can't believe we're here. I don't know how we did it.
Uh, yeah, neither do I.
Boy, I love this sushi stuff, whatever it is.
No, I'm the captain of this team, and furthermore, what I say goes! We use the old equipment.
TJTremendous Jackson
Somewhere in the Rytridian Galaxy, Ultralord weeps.
So now what do we get to do?
There's but 1 thing we cando. [upon seeing Bonzilla] That's Bonzilla!? What a ripoff! He's only ten inches high! He's a pipsqueak! He can't even breath fire- [Bonzilla breathes fire at Sheen, causing him to scream in pain] Uh, Jimmy? What's the Japanese word for "ambulance"? [coughs and faints]
I think it's called Kyūkyūsha! (救急車)
[Opening shot: Iris into a close up of a purple-yellow monster, cut to a terrified Carl, then to a frightened old lady, followed by a terrified Sheen, it is revealed to be a poster at a video store visited by Jimmy, Carl and Sheen]
I don't know, guys. $15 is a lot of money.
Jimmy, what's Doombringer II?
I don't know. It IS a lot of game.
Now, remember [he takes hand of the said game] it's for mature players only, so act even more maturer-er than we usually do. I'll try and grow a mustache. [tries to do so, only to realize nothing happens]
My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [cut to Doombringer II and three dollar bills and four grey coins being placed on the counter by Jimmy with Carl with ice cream in the background] Well, howdy there, Clerky Clerkotron.
CCClerky Clerkotron
[hands the objects back] Beat it kids, this game is for mature players only, due to violence, exaggerated mayhem and old lady kicking.
That's not fair! We're highly mature! [pounds fist] I demand my constipational rights! [Clerky kicks the boys out of the store; pointing his finger up] How dare he throw your father out of the store?!
Come on guys, Let's go do something "age-appropriate."
[They leave the scene, except for Sheen who gets the rest of his body back to the scene. About to return to the store, with a grin on his face]
Hey you! Check it out! I'm staring at it with both eyes, and you can't stop me! [but the clerk throws the ice cream onto Sheen's eye] I stand corrected.
[Jimmy screams in the mirror after seeing he's old. Goddard screams like a teen girl after seeing Jimmy old. Doorbell rings. Cuts to Jimmy answering the door, only to scream again]
Jimmy, is that you way over there?
Guys! Something went horribly wrong!
Oh, gee you think? And another thing: kids today wear their pants too low! They're down under their stomachs, for cryin' out loud!
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