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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1, Episode 15

Jimmy, Sheen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Spice jars! If we can gather up enough kaffir lime leaves and dry mustard powder, I can ignite them and blow the door open!

Where do you learn all this stuff, Jimmy?

That I learned at the library.

Ohh. And the library is a…?

[On the other side of the wall, the snakes corner Carl, surrounding him]

[trying to make them go away; fearfully] Okay, nice snakes. Pretty snakes. Um, go away, please. Y-You don't want to bite me with your long, sharp fangs and inject poison into my blood stream. [Jimmy ignites the spice jars with his torch, blowing the wall open, making the snakes flee; Carl is relieved] Thanks, guys. I thought I was gonna be snake food.

[having enough] Okay, this field trip is over. How are you gonna get us out of here, Mr. Tour Guide?

[spookily] We don't want to get outta here.

Okay, Jimmy's lost it. I elect myself leader. Everybody start crying and yelling.

[just before they do that] No, guys. Look. The queen's burial chamber. Get ready to see a real, live mummy.

Hey, Jimmy. Was the queen gonna have a garage sale?

The Egyptians believed in an afterlife, so they preserve their bodies and buried them with their furniture, jewelry, pets…

[laughing] Man. Those Egyptians were a bunch of whack jobs. But just in case they're right, I'd like to be buried with my Ultra Lord collection.

Well, guys, this was fun. [laughs nervously while taking a few steps back] Okay, let's all leave in a quiet and orderly fashion, before we see something really scary, like… [bumps into a mummified body and turns around; terrified] MUMMIES!!! [runs and crashes into Jimmy, making him drop the torch, and the flame light goes out]

[The gang's eyes are shown in the dark as they start to panic]

Everybody, shh! Stand still, I'll find my torch. [accidentally touches Cindy]

Ow! That's not your torch.

Sorry.

Hey, Jimmy, I still got your Electro-Life thingy that makes a light. [activates the Electro-Life, lighting up the chamber so Jimmy can find his torch… and unknowingly accidentally resurrects the three mummies nearby]

Found it! [picks up the torch and lights it up] Now let's a take a look at those mummies.

[The mummies growl and look down at them]

[frightfully] J-Jimmy, the mummies are looking at us.

Impossible.

[as the mummies start moving their bodies] They're moving.

I did it! My Electro-Life works! I can bring the dead back to life!

All right! You trampled all over the laws of nature! Way to go!

Yeah, terrific. Now a bunch of dead guys wrapped in toilet paper are gonna kill us.

Um, guys, I suggest we… RUN!!!

[The kids start running as the mummies chase after them]

Jimmy, next time you invite me anywhere, remind me to say no.

Let's hope there is a next time!

[to the mummies] Hey, guys. I'm related to your queen.

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