Don't waste your time, sport. All the pipes are frozen solid.
[to Jimmy] Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
This can't be happening! Nerd-tron actually rocks?!
Hey! Hey! What is this? I specifically requested dolphin-safe donuts! I refuse to perform until all of my ridiculous demands are satisfied!
[repeated line] You kids, good luck tonight! And remember, have fun with it!
Hey, Jimmy, we need a name! How about: "The Mighty Disciples of Ultra Lord"?
Oh, ho! What about, what about this: "The Science Kings"?
Oh, I got a name. And it's great.
Does it have the word "llama" in it?
NO! Yes.
Okay, well um...maybe we can mix 'em together? I know: "The Llama Lords of Science"!
Uh, I'm thinking about uh...changing our name. What about: "The Jimmy Neutron Experience"?
Yeah, I kinda like "The Carl Wheezer Project".
I have to vote for "Sheen and the Sheenettes". You guys can be the Sheenettes! Um, or we can get some Sheenettes, and you guys can stand behind the curtain and carry my stuff around and stuff.
I want a drum solo!
[While Jimmy, Carl and Sheen are fighting with each other]
You can’t just have anything you want!
I want a drum solo!
I want a behind the scenes documentary tracing my amazing ride to fame! While revealing several humiliating skeletons in my closet!
Augh I can’t believe I even let you two in my band!
Your band?!
Yes, my band! If it wasn’t for my instruments, you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water!
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!
Well, here's what I think about your stupid instruments! [he and Carl throw the instruments out the window]
Hey! You just destroyed my instruments!
Who needs your stupid instruments when you've got my musical genius?
Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits!
That's it!
[repeated line] You kids, good luck tonight! And remember, have fun with it!
Wait a minute. Sheen, Carl! What are we doing?
Well, I was about to strangle Carl.
Yeah, and I was about to slap Sheen on the back of the head.
Look at us, we’re best friends. And ever since we started this band, we’ve been arguing and fighting. We’re so obsessed with becoming rock stars that we’ve forgotten the real reason we did this. To beat Cindy and Libby!
AAll
Yeah!!!
Llama Lords of Science wrrraaa-aa you’re on!
We can’t go on without our instruments! They’ll laugh at us!
They’ll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks.
[after Jimmy invisibly steals her sandwich] Well I...Who took my sandwich? [spots a squirrel] So that's your game, is it? well, Mr. I'm-Too-Good-For-Acorns, how'd you like a nice detention?
Dude?! You're not a dude!
[laughs manically] Invisible Boy strikes! This may be my greatest invention ever! Think what I can do! Think what I shouldn't do, but will do. Think... [realizes he can't stop running] Wait a minute. Something's wrong. I can't stop! Oh, no! Mom was right! The combustion cycle is accelerating out of control! Can't...get my shoes...off! Must... [grunts as he tries to take his shoes off]
Can't just keep running around and around forever. Wait a minute, "running around!" That's it! If I could spin around fast enough, my mass will become less dense, and in theory, I could slip right out of my shoes! Or...I could end up a gelatinous mess splattered all over the ground. [gulps worriedly] I really hope it's the first one. [approaches the school playground and spots the roundabout] Ah, perfect! [spins the roundabout and grips his feet tightly around the center; screaming] Let's see if it's working. I'm lifting out of my shoes. IT IS WORKING! [flings himself into the air while screaming, and his shoes land on the ground, shaking]
[At the front of the school, Cindy sits on the steps with Libby next to her]
[sulking in disappointment] I have never been so embarrassed in all my life, and in front of Nick.
Oh, cheer up, girl. With your grades, you can transfer to any school in town.
[threateningly] I just know Neutron's behind this. When I see him...
We just saw a ghost!
Yeah! And it has Jimmy!
Good, it can keep him.
Boy, you really have some anger issues, don't you?
[Jimmy's screams are heard and he lands on the ground with a splat, revealing he's been turned into a glowing purple gelatin blob]
[coughs] Hi, guys. I'm back. And by the way, that wasn't a ghost. It was me! But once again, I've solved everything.
CLCindy, Libby, Sheen & Carl
[disgusted] Ew...!
I thought Nerdtron was hard to look at before, but this is disgusting!
Yeah, Jimmy, you're totally gross...yet somehow cool. But completely nasty! Yet strangely awesome.
What are you guys talking about? [looks down at himself, seeing his molecules haven't re-assimilated yet] Oh, my molecules haven't re-assimilated.
Hey, look. [pokes him; chuckling] He's fun to poke.
Stop it, Carl!
CJCindy/Jimmy
If you get garbage on my hair, I'll never forgive you! What have you got to say for yourself? Or myself? Or whoever you are?!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Please, don't put my hands on my hips, guys don't do that.
CJCindy/Jimmy
I'll put my hands anywhere I wanna put my hands. I'll skip to the doll shop swinging my hips like this. Swingy, swingy, swingy, swingy. Girly, girly, girly, girly, gir-
JCJimmy/Cindy
NOOO!
CJCindy/Jimmy
Then fix this, you idiot! Now!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Absolutely! I just need to tinker with it for few hours.
CJCindy/Jimmy
We don't have a few hours. School starts in 20 minutes. You may have stolen my body and my clothes but you're not ruining my perfect attendance record. Now get my butt to class!
[Lindbergh Elementary School; Jimmy and Cindy are walking down the hallway]
JCJimmy/Cindy
My ankles are freezing. Why don't girls just buy pants that cover their legs?
CJCindy/Jimmy
Stop dragging my feet, those are new shoes! Look, if we just act like each other, nobody will ever know.
CJCindy/Jimmy
Oh. So it's war, is it? Fine! [as Jimmy] Look at me, everybody! I, Jimmy Neutron, am a blue-faced, cross-eyed nosepicker!
JCJimmy/Cindy
[as Cindy] Do you think I spent enough hours on my hair this morning? Hey, everybody, look at my ankles! When'll I ever get a pair of pants the right length? [laughs] Who knows?
JCJimmy/Cindy
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
CJCindy/Jimmy
[threateningly] Don't...you...dare...
JCJimmy/Cindy
[makes an armpit flatulence; as Cindy] How very lady-like of me.
[enters the classroom with pop quiz papers] Quiet, children. Pop quiz!
[The class groans in frustration]
CJCindy/Jimmy
I hope you enjoyed your straight A's, Neutron, 'cause they're a thing of the past. [begins quiz] "The ant is a member of the vegetable family."
JCJimmy/Cindy
[working on quiz] "Name the planets: Farkle… Gub-Gub…"
[Later after class, each paper has a big, fat F on them]
I would like an explanation for these two disgraceful papers.
CJCindy/Jimmy
There is a simple explanation, Miss Fowl. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a complete gabble headed dipstick!
Huh?
JCJimmy/Cindy
But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl! And if I don't get a month's worth of detention for that, you are even dumber than you look!
CJCindy/Jimmy
Oh yeah?! Well, how many detentions is this worth, Miss Fowl-breath? [she gets on her desk kicks all the papers off]
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