But it's still my ship!
You just can't deal with accepting the fact that my plan is better than yours!
Is not!
Is so!
Is not!
Is so-
[screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING OF YOURS IS TEARING US ALL APART?!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[about Jimmy] Throw him in the brig!
It'll take a lot more than ravenous hunger to turn my men against me! [puts fists on hips and stands proudly] Tell her, boys!
I'll get some rope!
I'll hold him down!
Quick, Carl! Throw me your bag of Fish Snack'ems.
No!
I SAID "THROW ME YOUR BAG OF FISH SNACK'EMS"!
Don't worry. Despite your muteness behavior, you'll all still get a cut of the treasure.
[Back at school, in Miss Fowl's classroom; the treasure chest is revealed to be filled with pieces of saltwater taffy]
This is the most delicious saltwater taffy I've ever tasted, children. Your project gets an A-plus!
[Jimmy bangs his head on the side of the chest in disappointment]
You know, Jimmy, I hear each one of these pieces of taffy is worth over three cents.
I don't wanna talk about it. [resumes hitting his head]
Nonny, nonny, non… Good night, moon.
Sorry I'm late! My paddle broke, so I had to row my desk to school with this plastic leg!
[observing Carl's genius state in his dream] When Carl's asleep, he dreams he's a genius like me.
Like you? Please, you can't even spell your own name!
[Jimmy looks down at his school desk, seeing apparently botched attempts at spelling "Jimmy"]
Now I need a dummy who will volunteer.
[Everyone points at Jimmy]
But I'm not dumb. I'm a genius!
[Everyone laughs]
[giggling] If you're so smart, what's the square root of a flexnart?
That doesn't make any sense!
The square root of a flexnart is a cupful of boogers.
[dreamily] He did that all in his head!
Carl, you're asleep. This is a dream.
Don't be silly. If this was a dream, could I do... [pulls a brain out from his head] this?
That's the only time you can do it! Carl, you're asleep, there are llamas in the classroom! Libby rowed to school with a plastic leg!
Her paddle broke.
We must get to the bottom of this! [slaps Carl's shoulder]
[The students gasp]
He-He touched his astounded Carl-ness!
Throw him in the Ultra Principal!
For behold, it is I, Ultra Principal!
[peeping at something under the bed] That's what you're scared of? [lifts the bed, reveals a lima bean playing the harmonica] A stupid lima bean? I know you hate 'em, Carl; but they're not scary. [a lima bean eats the harmonica and becomes a monster]
Jimmy kissing Cindy? Oh, that couldn't happen in a million years! I must be dreaming.
[waking up] Oh, wow, I had the craziest dream.
[panting] I know, I was there. You almost got me killed by a legume! [sees the Lima Bean Monster creeping up behind Sheen] Sheen, don't move. We have an evil giant man-eating Lima bean monster right behind you.
Ha! You guys. I haven't believed in that since I was, like, 7.
[Last lines]
Uh, hey, Carl, you won't tell anyone about that awful, desperate thing I had to do to wake you up, will ya?
Of course not, Jimmy.
[shows up angrily and walks to Jimmy] Not even in his dreams, Neutron! [hardly slaps him in the face, causing him to spin and fall on his back, and she leaves, disgusted]
Hi, guys! Some day, huh?
[after he and his posse mistake Jimmy and Godard in the distance for a caribou] There's gonna be caribou chili tonight boys.
ATAll Three Men
[chanting] Ugh lugh lugh yeah! Ugh lugh lugh yeah! Ooh...CARIBOU!
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